Feli @xepia_@social.bau-ha.us

*ist von Kopf bis Fuß evidenzbasiert und verhältnismäßig*

Those still dreading the day we'll be free
will embrace it eventually. See,
(science and reason aside)
like on every ride
it's most fun when you're in 0G.

#LimerickTheCurve #FreedomDay

Though hard nudging for shots of immunity,
Merkel IV got away with impunity
for enabling. (In fact,
each attempt sorely lacked
either means, motive, or opportunity.)

#LimerickTheCurve

https://www.rnd.de/politik/karl-lauterbach-impfziel-in-gefahr-bund-hat-offenbar-nicht-genug-corona-impfstoff-bestellt-YX333X5BCVA3FOUIFPQBA6ZNSQ.html

As old Delta seals casket by casket,
those still soft to your free speech who asked
get to hear, "Grab the new
harmless African flu!"
Fash! be sure their avengers are masked.

#LimerickTheCurve #Omicron

The treatment went ever so well:
Though infections soared, indices fell
as each from ICU
was transferred to the new
first-floor unit at Hilbert's Hotel.

#LimerickTheCurve

With foliage and vax certs a-welter
the cold finds us queueing for shelter.
Solidarity? No:
As demand turns out low,
short supply really makes all the delter.

#LimerickTheCurve

With officials still playing it cool
we transgress laws of power at school,
where in atmospheres chilly
we obey, willy nilly,
the forbidden exponential rule.

#LimerickTheCurve

Karnevalsmotto "Flieht, ihr Narren!"

Warum nur haben alle diesen Elfmeter liegenlassen?

"We kill people based on metadata" wurde heute jedenfalls nicht unzutreffender.

"10 Millionen Menschen in Deutschland sind auf Leichte und Einfache Sprache angewiesen. Menschen mit Lernschwierigkeiten, mit einer geringen Lesekompetenz oder Menschen, deren Muttersprache nicht Deutsch ist."

Tagesschau in Leichter Sprache – jetzt!
https://chng.it/zXzpkFwQ9T

https://youtu.be/ZPlVbLpuEhI