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You know when you look at someone's posts and you think 'What a dick', then you wonder if that's what people think of you when they look at your posts.

I'm moving my account so I can mooch off someone else instead.

It's really hard deciding on a new instance. Once has to carefully decided where one would feel most at home ignoring all the other users on that instance.

Make money from someone on the toilet.

Go on!

Do it!

That movie was good. They totally photon-torpedoed god into oblivion. Heh heh. Take that god.

mashing keys:
thoughts pouring out.
smash then squeeze,
no need to shout.

we argue over internet,
squabbling about nothing.
even though we've never met
to your house I'm coming.

England is going to the finals for the first time since 1066

#tilvids video of the day - Gardens: Surprisingly Connected Etymologies 🌺

(follow @alliterative for more interesting etymology videos!)


Actually whenever I see an advert, all I see is a person who works in advertising high-fiving themself for how super-intelligent they think they are.

Does anyone here do monochrome #PixelArt commissions, approximately 32x32 in size? I have some ideas for my perler art but I'm no good at making this kind of thing. I've attached an example of the kind of thing I'm looking for.

Boosts welcome!

I like how tells you how many people are using a hashtag because it is basically telling me how many times I've used that hashtag.

This is literally what the Bird Site looks like while I scroll down the feed

The won't let me log in unless I give it my mobile phone number.

I think this is the end. I will no longer use it.

You know, when they activate the covid vaccinations and turn us all into subservient foot soldiers for corporate power, it'll be worth it just to shut up all the antivaxxers.

I have to point out that the Ewoks are guilty of that trope.

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