Lydia Conwell @LydiaConwell@social.bau-ha.us

I posted this so I can pin it.

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1055493

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I have long legs Yes, you do

You know when you look at someone's posts and you think 'What a dick', then you wonder if that's what people think of you when they look at your posts.

I'm moving my account so I can mooch off someone else instead.

It's really hard deciding on a new instance. Once has to carefully decided where one would feel most at home ignoring all the other users on that instance.

Who the fuck has set up a Guardian #bot?

At least do it for https://www.dumptheguardian.com or something.

Make money from someone on the toilet.

Go on!

Do it!

That #StarTrek movie was good. They totally photon-torpedoed god into oblivion. Heh heh. Take that god.

Actually whenever I see an advert, all I see is a person who works in advertising high-fiving themself for how super-intelligent they think they are.

#advertising #adverts

I like how #Mastodon tells you how many people are using a hashtag because it is basically telling me how many times I've used that hashtag.

#hashtag

This is literally what the Bird Site looks like while I scroll down the feed

#SocialMedia

I was waiting for this moment.

The #BirdSite won't let me log in unless I give it my mobile phone number.

I think this is the end. I will no longer use it.

This is a question for the mighty #Mastodon I think

So?

You know, when they activate the covid vaccinations and turn us all into subservient foot soldiers for corporate power, it'll be worth it just to shut up all the antivaxxers.

You know where you live?

You live on Bellenden Road

#BellendenRoad

I have to point out that the Ewoks are guilty of that trope.